let this be a warning 2 all:
Posted by Bridget | Filed under lgbt
making out w/ that drunk pretty girl @ the bar on Friday night will have you
**SPOILER ALERT**
waking up on Monday morning with a cold.
I should be more specific in my prayers next time!
“i just want a drunken make out”
“I just want a pretty girl, who is my type, who I’m into, who is not shit faced but also not too sober, to ask me on a date and perhaps slip me some tongue”
or better yet in the vein of Casey Jonson etc. “I just want a pretty girl heiress, who is my type, who has a great apt in NYC, who I’m into, who is my ring size (share ware yo!), who is not shit faced but also not too sober who can introduce me to J lo/ Stacey London/TopTen, to ask me on a date and perhaps slip me some tongue”
is that really 2 much 2 ask?
I liken this to wishing that more republicans were not just “cool w/ gays” but also outspoken @ equality -> like Meghan & Cindy McCain, & my bff Erin :)
see what she did there! she’s a republican, pretty, pro equal rights for the gays, and clever w/ toyz! she may even be an heiress!
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